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Dear Tooth Fairy,

It’s us again. Nope, not the BG this time. It’s her mommy instead. Do you show up for Wisdom Teeth? If so, I like to make a few requests:

1. enough cash to reimburse me for the surgery (preferably not in quarters!)
2. several bottles of Advil
3. 2 ice packs

Thanks very much. We’ll be waiting.

-Us