Dearest Vogue,
The dresses this summer are super cute.
I really like this one:
And this one:
And this one:
Two problems:
1. I don’t need dresses.
2. According to your little table,
the only ones figure-flattering
to a rectangle like me
are like this one:
Umm…No thank you.
My Nita has plenty of those
without me needing to make more.
Might I suggest some
super cute separates next time.
Maybe separates that are as cute as this:
Sincerely,
Salinda
funny. Make me one too…looks comfy.
I ordered 4 dresses from Macys Sunday that will be here tomorrow while they were have a really good sale… I didn't bother checking out which style will go with my body type…and one is probably entirely wrong but I plan on sporting it with pride…you may have to hem it first. Can’t wait to see yall Saturday!
Thanks, Salinda, I just snorted loudly at work reading that.
Jessica